.when did you...?" What?" he laughed, hands on hips. "You've seen it in the shower." Not...like THAT I haven't." Not jealous are you?" Of course I a-*cough* am not." Good, because I'm more than willing to share." He took his rigidmember in his hand and slapped it down on top of mine. It sent a tremorthrough it that extended all the way to directly thru my groin."Ow!" Ha, sorry, couldn't resist."I frowned and slapped his balls. His wince gave me a sense ofsatisfaction. He grabbed me by the hair. .. my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.OK. I would like to order a pizza.Do you want your usual, sir?My usual – you know me?According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses – sausage – pepperoni – mushrooms and meatballs on a thick. We normally had this relationship with each other on phone talk, as nobody can listen to it. She always liked to talk with double meaning, particularly when we use to talk on phone. So she said that in that case I will have to wait for some time. I said ok, and continued tuning the channels. After tuning all the channels, she came out with a cup of Tea for me, but now she was really looking different. She had taken a quick shower, and was in a semi-transparent robe. Her tits were partially. Stacy got hers out first, and then she looked around her, and seeing no one but her friend within hearing distance, she announced to her friend, “You wouldn’t believe what happened yesterday.”Emily closed her locker door and turned to her friend. She immediately saw the twinkle in Stacy’s eye, and also the smug smile on her face. From her looks, she knew Stacy had a nice juicy story to tell. With an eager curiosity she replied back eagerly, “Well tell me. What happened?”“I caught my little.
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